Wait...If you give them food, doesn't that make them poop?

My wife is out of town for a few days. I hate to say it, but I don't think she trusts me to take care of our three cats properly.

She left me a very detailed instruction sheet as to my relative cat-related duties for the next 72 hours.

It says:

Scoop litter
Change water

And then it just lists a phone number for the vet.

These cats are so screwed.


  1. Just stumbled onto your blog thru my sitemeter & noticed your name, and immidiately recignized the Kevin Gilbert reference. Very cool, man!

    I'm gonna get to see the Musical Box somewhere next year if it kills me!

  2. The last sentence really pulls it together.

  3. Anonymous10:05 AM

    Maybe she left it for the cats to take care of you? Just a thought.

  4. Ha ha ha! Sorry, but just giving them water will make them poop. It'll help them move the remaining cat food left over in their colons. I have two cats, and I have never cleaned litter so damn much. When I just had one, she didn't seem like she did much. Now I have a second one who's male, and he's a little poop machine. Does being a male have anything to do with it I wonder?

  5. But the real question is, feed them to what?

  6. I heart your wife and here's why: the double exclamation point after the word "Feed".