I'm filthy rich.


Starting from November 10th of last year, that's the grand total of my fantastical earnings from those google ads over on the right. A few more clicks and I can retire. What I don't understand is how you all can resist clicking on amazing offers like this one:

It's a full three minutes of cord blood, for god's sake. How can you possibly pass that up?

Get to clickin' people. I'm counting on you.


  1. Anonymous5:47 PM

    I clicked on all the ads just to add another 5 cents to your fortune. Don't spend it all in on place.

  2. Anonymous9:56 PM

    what ads are you talking about? maybe everybody (like me) uses firefox with adblock so they don't see any ads on your page.

  3. Anonymous6:34 AM

    Please don't tell people to click so you can make some extra change. I run google ads and it sucks when people do that.

  4. Anonymous6:34 AM

    And yes, I sell weird things on the side. ha.

  5. I'm kidding people. You really don't have to click on the ad for the steer castrator unless you really need one.

  6. Anonymous7:56 AM

    You need to put in more keywords for "chocolate" and "hot guys" so I'll start clicking more.

  7. Anonymous8:07 AM

    OK, the ad for restroom partitions just killed me.

  8. ...AND they won't even send you a check until you click up about a hundred bucks.

  9. $23.58--that's impressive. I've never made a cent on my google ads. At least I don't think so. I stopped checking a while ago--I hadn't even amassed $5--and I've since forgotton my username and password and can't be bothered any longer. Maybe when I drop dead my heirs and assigns can benefit from the $32.50 I'll have accrued by then.

  10. Man I was clicking that one to death! :)

    Have you gotten a check from google yet? I made a copy of my first 100, I was so full of tears...