"Now Lisa and I can be nook buddies."
"I think there's something wrong with my nook. Can you look at it?"
"I plugged it into my nook, but nothing happened."
"I read something that said nooks can sometimes be a little buggy."
"I'm going in the hot tub, then going upstairs to play with my nook."
And here I thought the iPad was a bad name.
Also, we have a winner in the Double Down Double Dare -- Lindy in Mexico. Go read her blog. She can be pretty damn funny.
Crap. Now I have to write a short story.
I also have a giveaway coming up that's worth $150 bucks, and a story of love in the 6th grade. Stay tuned!
You're not giving away your wife's nook, are you?ReplyDelete
Hell no'. I have a lot of time and effort invested in that thing!ReplyDelete
What the hell..........?ReplyDelete
P.S. Why is there a handicapped wheelchair next to the verification code box?ReplyDelete
Isn't there a term for *ahem* called "nookee"?ReplyDelete
I mean, I guess that depends on if you are the nookee or the nooker.
LOL to the spammer "Are you into fashion?" LOL all I get are porn spammers but you get "Cheap Uggs?" Lucky dawg you. ;) And thank you :)ReplyDelete
It's not just me is it? Do all those lines about the nook (especially the hot tub one) sound just a little bit dirty? I can never tell if it's me or not, 12 years of catholic school left me with the dirtiest mind...ReplyDelete
Upstate Broad - It's not just you. Also it's much worse if you do the same thing you're supposed to do with fortune cookie fortunes, and insert the words "in bed" at the end of each statement.ReplyDelete
So not to break the mood, but how's the Nook? Any loves/hates about it yet? And do you have a Kindle to compare it to?ReplyDelete
I have a request. Can you please write up a review of the following commercial? Thank you.ReplyDelete
KC, I haven't really played with it much. The screen looks good, but the menu seems awkward to me. I keep wanting to touch the screen like on an iphone, and that doesn't work at all.ReplyDelete
Greenpad, that video is..disturbing. I would love to review that trainwreck.
Upstate Broad -- a *little* dirty? It's horrible. Just today my wife said "My nook takes quite a while to warm up." I said, "I know, you don't have to tell me." It's endless.
I love reading Lindy too! You should have read her old blog she had before she moved to Mexico. It was a Hoot and filthier than mud! I loved it. She still has that filthy flare just read about her most recent sexcapade and Astro-Glide! LMFAO She is a total trip!ReplyDelete
OMG She She you're so nice! And lol I didn't know you read the sex blog! You must have been a lurker for a long time! LOL I love it! :)ReplyDelete
My wife's Nook is chock full of romance!ReplyDelete