10/18/08

wedding crashers

The last week has been a blur. The vacation that wasn't. Two weddings on two weekends, one of them in Long Beach Island,where we stayed in a 3.5 million dollar house on the beach, and one in Vermont, where we experienced the world's worst $170-a-night motel. Tomorrow, a day hike in the Catskill mountains, and then home. Stories to follow.

Yeah, I'm not dead. Just so you know.

16 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:53 PM

    Oh good to know you are alive. Looking forward to the stories. Pics too, maybe?;-)

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  2. I was beginning to wonder.

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  3. Anonymous11:21 PM

    Missed you. That's an effed-up, Lost Boys-lookin' punkin. You're a genius!

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  4. I was beginning to wonder too! And what ever happened to Miss Sylvia???

    Ugh ~ that sounds SO selfish... How 'bout I just stuck with "I've missed your words"?

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  5. You stayed IN Long Island? Sort of like some sub-terrainium deal? did the Warlocks capture you and drag you under ground to consume your flesh?



    Wait, you mean you stayed ON Long Island!!!




    glad you're not dead...

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  6. Morelocks....I think I meant Morelocks....SH*T...work has me awake at 4 AM.....

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  7. Ray, I prefer to really *immerse* myself in the places I visit. The wedding was at the beach, so I was sinking in pretty good. Does that count?

    And to paraphrase the great master, the difference between Long Island and Long Beach Island is like the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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  8. Come back soon. But please don't bring Miss Sylvia with you!

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  9. I dunno, I think this was written on a ouija board from the crypt...

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  10. Worst hotel in the world? That's some big claim there, hope you're able to back it up with some blog-worthy stories.
    Don't forget - Fawlty Towers is not a sit-com - It's a documentary on the Torquay hotel industry. You have to beat that to claim Worlds Worst. :)

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  11. Anonymous11:29 AM

    just do what i did. blame your absence on your readers.

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  12. Glad you're not dead, but it sounds like you're close.

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  13. you did it AGAIN???? You came to LBI and didn't swing by and say hello? Dude you are in SO much trouble.

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  14. At least you've got some kind of excuse, even if it is because you've been lazy, and having a good time!

    Good to see that you're still kicking, and we'll read more when you get the nerve to talk about it all!

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  15. Anonymous2:03 PM

    Who the hell gets married in October anyway?!

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  16. I got married in October. It was nice. The wedding, I mean, not the marriage necessarily.

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