There was nothing else in the envelope except a few grains of beach sand and one long, blonde hair. Maybe the rumors are true. Maybe he did fake his own death to escape his unwanted fame.
I want to believe that. I really do.
5/7/07
This Just In!
I received this picture today via overnight FedEx. It was mailed yesterday morning from a MailBoxes, Etc. in San Diego, California:
There was nothing else in the envelope except a few grains of beach sand and one long, blonde hair. Maybe the rumors are true. Maybe he did fake his own death to escape his unwanted fame.
I want to believe that. I really do.
There was nothing else in the envelope except a few grains of beach sand and one long, blonde hair. Maybe the rumors are true. Maybe he did fake his own death to escape his unwanted fame.
I want to believe that. I really do.
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OMG! He's alive!!
ReplyDeleteI am yet again, somewhat speechless, JV. You are truly warped...
OMG, how trashy. Sorry, that's all I've got.
ReplyDeleteThis made me snort-laugh.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
Actually, that's me in the back seat. The ride messed up my hair a bit, so it's a bit messy. It may also have had something to do with the romp through the dumpster beforehand, but I'm not sure...
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