Two vagina jokes in as many posts. Somebody's workin' blue.
Whoops, that was me. I was signed on to my Rusty Shackleford spam-mail account.
seems like perfect logic to me....
I nearly spit out my coffee when I read your post.They forgot the "Drive Safely" part.Seeing your pics makes miss that area. Well, until I read someone elses post about all the snow.
Hopefully next month they'll have more prudent advice:"Change Your Underwear"
Scotty, you shut it.SGT, I live on the mountain too -- so I still have about 6" of snow in my yard. It sucks.
Many questions arise: Do you have a cheap vibrator? What about an expensive vibrator? What kind of vibrator would you recommend? An on and on.
miriam, you know I really have no idea. I'm just guessing here. Let me go ask my wife and get back to you.
Good advice, keep it clean, a few sparks out the chimney and the bush is on fire, then you have to wet it down, and we all know that no one likes wet spots.
I checked in my toybox, (and doesn't THAT just invite a whole range of bad jokes) and just for the record, the instructions for the expensive vibrator are exactly the same.
I think everyone should keep their chimneys clean...
and now I know what it feels like to shoot diet coke straight through my nose.um, thanks?