Beetle Bottle Paddle Battle

So I'm reading the news today and come across this gem:

"China's ruling Communist Party has been imbued with a culture of secrecy from its very beginnings as an underground organization hunted by warlords, Chiang Kai-shek's Nationalists and Japanese invaders.

The current committee chairman, Wang Gang, was quoted by Xinhua in a speech two years ago as stressing the need to "strengthen the building of laws, regulations, and systems on secrecy maintenance."

I forwarded this to Yort, since we share an affinity for effed-up names, and his only comment was "No way am I joining a Wang Gang." I had to wholeheartedly agree.

Personally, I think it would be a great name for a hip, new version of The Village People.

Also, I'm wondering -- On Saturday nights, do you think Wang Gang Bang Tang?

I'm sorry. That was totally uncalled for.



  1. LOL I wanted to check out your blogg since you give Razor such a hard time ;) LOL all I can say is.... Thanks for adding something new to my day!


  2. So, is this about Dr Seuse or tang bangin? I'm just curious mind you! Thanks for the chuckle!

  3. Anonymous9:54 AM

    What is this tang banging of which you speak?
    Is a tang not part of a sword? Are you back to odd pursuits while heavily armed and lightly clad, JV?

  4. Now you've really gone and f*cked me all up. I'm still trying to figure out if I've ever "wanged chung" because of that wretched song of the 70s. Then this. Cripes.

  5. Fox in Socks - how appropriate! Gotta' love a guy who can mix tweetle beetles with tang bangin'! Yummy!