Beetle Bottle Paddle Battle

So I'm reading the news today and come across this gem:

"China's ruling Communist Party has been imbued with a culture of secrecy from its very beginnings as an underground organization hunted by warlords, Chiang Kai-shek's Nationalists and Japanese invaders.

The current committee chairman, Wang Gang, was quoted by Xinhua in a speech two years ago as stressing the need to "strengthen the building of laws, regulations, and systems on secrecy maintenance."

I forwarded this to Yort, since we share an affinity for effed-up names, and his only comment was "No way am I joining a Wang Gang." I had to wholeheartedly agree.

Personally, I think it would be a great name for a hip, new version of The Village People.

Also, I'm wondering -- On Saturday nights, do you think Wang Gang Bang Tang?

I'm sorry. That was totally uncalled for.



  1. Anonymous9:54 AM

    What is this tang banging of which you speak?
    Is a tang not part of a sword? Are you back to odd pursuits while heavily armed and lightly clad, JV?

  2. Now you've really gone and f*cked me all up. I'm still trying to figure out if I've ever "wanged chung" because of that wretched song of the 70s. Then this. Cripes.

  3. Fox in Socks - how appropriate! Gotta' love a guy who can mix tweetle beetles with tang bangin'! Yummy!