Coffee conversations brought to you by dumb and dumber

So I'm walking over to the fridge at work today to grab me a can of mountain dew, and there are two women standing in front of the coffee pot, talking. I walk past just in time to catch the tail-end of their conversation, which was apparently about their relative work-load at the moment.

One says something like, "You wouldn't believe the number of TPS reports on my desk today -- it's brutal." The other one replies, "Yeah, it's either fast or famine...fast or famine." And the other woman nods her head and says, "Yep. You got that right."

I guess it's pretty bad when your only choices are between voluntary and involuntary starvation.


  1. I believe it's "Feast or famine"...

  2. uh yeah. That would be my point.

  3. no fair, you edited this post!! bastard...

  4. Yeah...THE LAST LINE!! Which really doesn't affect the "fast or famine" part...

  5. Anonymous9:01 AM

    Carly, Carly, Carly....

  6. yes it does... your last sentence was "I wish I had a job where I got paid whether I worked or not" which made it seem like you didn't know the actual quote.

    bite a big sword there, mister....

  7. Sigh....women. Always twisting my words.

  8. I have a friend who is constantly getting sayings wrong.

    "Take it as a grain of salt"

    "I don't like her aurora"

    She's hilarious!

  9. I know what you mean about some people Johnny. They always seem to wanna put words in your crotch.

  10. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Nothing is worse than saying "acrossT."

    (I changed my name).

  11. Anonymous12:23 PM

    My ol' lady always messes up sayings. One of her favorites is, "you're walking on thin water."

  12. best miswordacreache: some 'Friends' episode. cracks me up.

    Joey: Rach, you gotta find out if he's in the same place you are. Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
    Rachel: A moo point?
    Joey: Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.

    cracking myself up over here...

  13. mckay stole my comment.. oh poo..

    great great great blog.