I was watching "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" the other night, and I realized something.
Jessica is really hot.
No, I'm kidding. I actually noticed that when I was about 8. When she lets her hair down during that psychedelic fountain song....yikes. Flat blue eyes be damned, she's a fine looking woman. It's too bad she let herself go.
What I realized the other night is why the "good" winter warlock bugs me. It's because he reminds me of the most annoying human* comedian on earth:
That's freaky, right?
* carrot top, gilbert gottfried and emo phillips are not human as far as I can tell.