My wife records Everyday Italian every day. Tonight after we watched 24, (incidentally, my adrenal glands were not made for this shit) she flipped on the dvr to check out today's episode.

Bobble-head Giada was making something out of spinach, cheese, ricotta and about a dozen eggs. She rolled them into balls and I swear she called it a nudie. I have no idea if that is the correct spelling or not, but it was worth watching it just to hear her say "You could use a spoon to mix this, but I like to use my hands, because then I can really feel the nudie."

I turned to my wife and offered to feel the nudie, but she was having none of it.

She hates when I watch this particular show with her, because I am always making comments about the size of Giada's head, the size of her boobs, and the size of her gigantic "I will eat your soul" smile. Also, whenever Giada pauses, I like supply the next word because that is not at all annoying. So, for instance, when Giada says something like, "And now, I add the secret ingredient..." I will make a sound like I am hawking up a loogie. Or when she says "And now we add..." and squeezes something from a tube, I will say "the tub and tile caulking."

Eventually, my wife just turns it off. Good times.


  1. heheheheheheheheee...



    I dislike Giardia. She definately doesn't eat that stuff she makes. I want to inject her with pure marscapone and butter.



  2. Anonymous5:49 AM

    Your wife seems like a smary lady/ Don't worry, you'll get yours, and it won't be a nudie.

  3. her gigantic "I will eat your soul" smile

    Exactly. The witch already ate mine. Choke on it, G!

  4. What, no cracks about your Schwetty Balls?

  5. Anonymous3:59 PM

    hey, you can say what you want about the girl, but (a) she can cook and (b) she's definitely a hottie. She's a big step up from Martha Stewart. And, if your wife is her own woman she'll slap you upside the head everytime you act like such a pre-adolescent knucklehead.

  6. I'm sorry if she's your sister. I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sure most of it is her producer's fault. I've seen earlier shows before she learned to be "over the top" and it really is kind of boring.

    And I have have many, many bruises upside my head from my lovely wife who shakes her head in disbelief that she married such a pre-pubescent knucklehead.

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  8. Anonymous6:20 PM

    It sounds like nudie. I saw the episode. In fact, I found this blog because I was trying to google that particular recipe.

    As for Giada, she's definitely no Paula Deen.

  9. Anonymous6:22 PM

    No. The man speaks the truth. It was pronounced "Nudie." She even joked about it. I found this blog because I was trying to find the recipe. :)

    Giada's no Paula Deen.