Teh Awesomeness Awaits.

I'm back from Orlando in mostly one piece. Over there on the right, I'm proud to unveil my very first paid "blog ad" so check it out. They have some pretty cool (and apparently non-girly) merchandise. I'm not sure how they go about the whole testosterone-ladening thing, but I'm probably better off not knowing.

I'll be back as soon as I organize my thoughts and catch up a little.

Also, cold weather sucks it.


  1. Cold weather is horrible.
    It just massively snowed here last night. Ugh, cannot drive anywhere.
    Watching cars slide around because people still want to speed.

    I want sunshine.

  2. Oh yeah, cold sucks!! I guess I in between Orlando and you, but it is still freaking cold here! It was 9 the other day when I went for my morning walk. I might need to rethink this whole diet and exercise thing...at least until spring.
    Dude, so cool that you have a paid ad. I checked it out. Seriously though, my kids would break that shit in about 5 minutes.

  3. uh. welcome back, some stuff about weather, the laundry bag seems unbreakable.

  4. Anonymous9:39 AM

    I so gotta have that Fish Condo and the BBQ Spinner.

  5. Get your panzy pants off and put your Manly gear back on! It's 46 today in the north!

  6. Thank god for global warming, soon enough all of us will be living the Florida dream.

  7. Anonymous2:51 PM

    So I would guess the first asshole who says to you, "Cold enough for you?", gets his lights punched out.

  8. Anonymous3:55 PM

    Excellent. I must go order a "Hazardous Liquid Containment System" travel mug, or perhaps several (even girls want non-girly stuff!).

    Do you get paid for order made through clicks of your site? Hope so...

  9. dude ive been waiting and waiting and waiting, i know the header says don't expect much but for the love oF THE new Rambo movie..... entertain me dammit!!! anyway glad your back in the cold jealous of the orlando trip, and did you mispell the?
    ps new Rambo movie f''''n ROCKS!

  10. Grunt, no that's just what they put on the ad, so I copied it.

    And no, I don't think I get any click through sales. I think I just get ten bucks for the ad. But it's ten bucks I didn't have before.

  11. Anonymous5:54 PM

    All you people complaing of cold weather - I will trade you today's 55 degrees with 60 MPH winds and power outages. I *like* cold weather.

    And JV, thanks for the preview of coming attractions. The only bright spot in an utterly shit day.

  12. Anonymous7:06 PM

    I'm going for teh Pimp Chalice, BoomBoom Broom, and a few Glow Straws.
    How appropriate that this company chose to advertise on your blog, JV, where awesomeness also awaits.

  13. Anonymous7:15 PM

    I long to sleep like a rock...

  14. Anonymous10:25 AM

    kc... i'll take your 55 degrees and 60 mph winds and raise you 29 degrees with 60 mph winds!

    damn schools were on a 2-hr delay, then closed because of power outages.

    and when will people realize that if the stoplights are out, the intersection is to be treated as a four-way stop????? morons.

  15. Johnny - check out my blog to read how I had to dress for my mile walk to work today. Here in Chicago we had an over 40+ degree temperature drop yesterday ending in a crescendo of 50 mph wind gusts, hail and snow!!

    Oh no!

  16. JV: Why do you live in Upstate NY if you don't like cold weather? I believe the army moved the Arctic Proving grounds up near you.

    Congrats on the ad. I won't click through if you don't get money for it.

    By the way, where's the beer you promised me if I ignored my conscience and voted for you numerous times? Which I did.

  17. Anonymous7:50 PM

    cath - you're on! We had power outages, but STILL had to stay in school. Kids couldn't eat or use the restrooms. A fun time was had by all.

  18. Anonymous7:05 PM


    thats why i live in san diego

    the cold weather here is nothing compared to you all

  19. I'm glad you made it back from my hometown in A-OK condition. While we're on the topic, you've been tagged on my blog. :-)

  20. Favorite quote, "Cold weather Sucks it." Nicely said. Oh, and I'll be in Orlando next week - Nerdfest USA - CAD (Computer Aided Drafting) Standards training.