I have a friend who always finds the weirdest shit to get me for Christmas. It's generally something I would never have asked for, wanted, or even known existed. One thing is for sure -- whatever it is, it always makes me laugh.
I finally broke this bad boy out last night:
As you can see, this is not your ordinary, every day, hum-drum incense burner. This just happens to be the best one ever. Even better than the incense burner itself is the box it came in. There's a pack of Marbs, and the box says in big letters: "WARNING: Real babies should NEVER smoke." That sentence right there is worth the price of admission to my world.
But that's not the best part.
The best part is the CAUTION section. It actually says, "CAUTION: Never leave smoking baby unattended while lit."
Now let me tell you, I've been pretty lit more times than I can count, but I don't think I was ever hammered enough to leave a smoking baby unattended. I'm responsible like that.