I needed to get ten bucks out of the ATM machine today, and when I got there I saw a receipt sticking out of the slot. Out of curiousity, I pulled it out and glanced at it.
WITHDRAWAL FROM CHECKING: $10.00
REMAINING BALANCE: $14,896.00
OK, person-with-too-much-cash, listen up. You have fifteen grand in your checking account. Next time, live a little. Take out 20 bucks and supersize those fries.
Also, take your receipt so I don't hate you.