State of the Island Address

I didn't get a chance to actually watch the state of the union address, so today I read the transcript. I was following along quite nicely when suddenly, I read this:

"Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research -- …creating human-animal hybrids … "

I realize this is a huge concern for the entire population. If they outlaw it, it'll just mean only the rich will be able to get it done. In fact, just today I was telling a co-worker that I was having a bitch of a time trying to find someone to graft a rhino horn to my forehead. I found one guy in Mexico, but he doesn't guarantee his work.

I had my eye on that horse-penis upgrade too, but my wife gave the old thumbs-down to that idea. Truthfully, I'm a little surprised she went for the horn. I didn't really expect that.

Anyway, I just thought I'd bring this up and see what you all thought. I am, after all, what they call a "single-issue voter," and I gotta say: I think human-animal hybrids is my issue.

Also, I heard that Cheney was trying to get G to flip-flop on his whole anti-hybrid stance and just go for that bitchin' cheetah mod. He said Putin would shit his pants.


  1. If you scroll your main page just right it looks like GW is wailing "I am not an animal!" ...nice juxtaposition

  2. Now you see why I don't watch the State of the Union. WB, baby. I'm telling you-that's where it's at. No human-animal hybrids there. Only a ghost who killed people with his ghost truck.

  3. Anonymous10:45 AM

    I was trying to pay attention to the address but I blanked on this..can I try the Libby defense and just say that I was too busy? Animal/human hybrids? Aren't there a few women who have paid plastic surgeons to make them look like cats? Very funny!