5/3/05

I will not sleep well tonight.

I'm not sure about the rest of you, but whenever *I* eat Skittles, the one thing I rarely - if ever - experience is a hankerin' for man-sheep.



This is just soooo wrong on so many levels, I don't know where to start. Oh wait, yes I do.

1. JESUS CHRIST! THEY'RE MAN-SHEEP!

2. The black man-sheep is also white? What's up with that?

3. I'm hoping like hell that the man-sheep are just really good friends.

4. Was this creature borne of woman or sheep? Or woman-sheep?

5. THEY ARE MEN - BUT ALSO SHEEP! GAH!

6. I keep waiting for the axe to come down on the tree stump.

7. God help me, I keep wondering what they would look like sheared.

OK, I'm off the commercials for a while. I need to find something else to write about. I may escape to my childhood for a few posts. I can't take much more of this.



11 comments:

  1. BEWARE THE MAN SHEEP!!! FOR AYE, THEIR EVIL WILL INFECT THE LAND! AND BEFOWL THE SKITTLES!

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  2. You know, I still think the Burger King stalker guy is still more disturbing.

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  3. If you can't sleep, just try counting shee....oh, never mind.

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  4. Go with the flow dude, go with the flow.

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  5. hmm... read somewhere that they are REALLY creating sheep (and other animals) with human parts, such as brains, kidney and so on. scary....

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  6. They play this commercial ALL THE DAMN TIME during Saturday morning cartoons. Seriously FREAKS ME OUT! And what the hell do Sheep-men have to do with Skittles, anyways?

    Incidentally, I tried these new Skittles. Almost died of diabetes ON THE SPOT. They are grossly sweet. Too creamy. (Probably made of sheep's milk!!)

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  7. sideshow, that rocks. You made me crack up.

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  8. Yeah, I was way too disturbed by this ad to even discuss it. It reminded me that Island where the mad scientist makes half-people half animals.

    Creeps me out man.

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  9. Johnny V - You are awesome, you know that right? Has anyone seen the new Quaker granola bar commercial? Very Burger king-ish with the statue of the Quaker Oat guy. But, since you are not going to write about commercials for awhile, then I guess I'll do without it. :)

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  10. Amanda I saw that commercial and immediately thought of JV lol

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  11. That's baa-a-a-a-a-a-ad.

    Come on. Someone had to say it.

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