[update: Payback is a bitch. The morning after I posted this, I was forced to put on pants and answer the doorbell for two jehovah's witnesses who wanted to stand there in the 4- degree air and read me bible passages.]
What I want to know is how you got Jesus on your Facebook in the first place? And are Pan, Zeus, and other dieties there? I think we should have a choice, some don't have a hell, you know.
I absolutely love it when jehovah's witnesses come to my house. I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking up new ways to scare the shit out of them.
Have you ever tried to delete Facebook? It's pretty humorous. It guilt trips you and says all your friends will miss you and be unable to keep in touch with you. Furthermore, it forces you to select a reason as to why you're deleting your account, and upon selecting a reason, Facebook offers up advice on how to fix your complaint!
Jehoavah's Witnesses are not Christ followers. They don't believe in the Bible and their "religion" is a cult. It's disappointing to see that they tricked you into thinking they have anything to do with Jesus.
Christians are not Christ followers. They don't believe in the Bible and their "religion" is a cult. It's disappointing to see that they tricked you into thinking they have anything to do with Jesus.
least of all jesus! You baaaad.
ReplyDelete*snicker snicker*
Is it that easy??? Reminds me of the Stephen King short story "Word Processor of the Gods"!
ReplyDeleteHow do you even do that? (Not that I want to or anything...just curious.)
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be the first time. Those guys who took him down the cross did the same thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat I want to know is how you got Jesus on your Facebook in the first place? And are Pan, Zeus, and other dieties there? I think we should have a choice, some don't have a hell, you know.
ReplyDeleteJesus is one of my FaceBook friends.
ReplyDeleteIt's really him.
He has Mary and Joseph listed in his "Relatives" application.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/topic.php?uid=112271100650&topic=6759
ReplyDeletei hear he superpoked mary magdalene...
ReplyDeleteI absolutely love it when jehovah's witnesses come to my house. I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking up new ways to scare the shit out of them.
ReplyDeleteFunny post.
Could be worse..
ReplyDeleteIf you had an entire Parthenon of dieties in your Facebook account, then you'd really be treading on thin ice..
As it is, there's just one, so it's not as bad as it could be...
I requested Jesus as a friend but he blocked me.
ReplyDeleteWhat a friend we have in Facebook.
ReplyDeleteNext time, don't put on pants to answer the door.
ReplyDeletedude. 4 degrees outside. yikes.
ReplyDeleteWell I was wondering how to get Jesus to stop watching over me.
ReplyDeleteI agree about answering the door without your pants - it maybe cold, but those people would run so fast you'd only get a slight draft...
Yesterday in a meeting, a tech writer said "It disappeared and then came back 3 days later."
ReplyDeleteTo which I muttered "Just like Jesus!"
I still have my job, so I don't think anyone heard me.
Never - EVER - put on pants to talk to missionaries; it just encourages them.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever tried to delete Facebook? It's pretty humorous. It guilt trips you and says all your friends will miss you and be unable to keep in touch with you. Furthermore, it forces you to select a reason as to why you're deleting your account, and upon selecting a reason, Facebook offers up advice on how to fix your complaint!
ReplyDeleteAre you looking for replacement friends for Jesus?
ReplyDeleteJehoavah's Witnesses are not Christ followers. They don't believe in the Bible and their "religion" is a cult. It's disappointing to see that they tricked you into thinking they have anything to do with Jesus.
ReplyDeleteChristians are not Christ followers. They don't believe in the Bible and their "religion" is a cult. It's disappointing to see that they tricked you into thinking they have anything to do with Jesus.
ReplyDelete(fixed that for ya!)
You think that's bad. I have a whole herd of them living next door.
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