1/9/09

Anti-Christ Superstar.

I think I just pissed off a LOT of people.



[update: Payback is a bitch. The morning after I posted this, I was forced to put on pants and answer the doorbell for two jehovah's witnesses who wanted to stand there in the 4- degree air and read me bible passages.]

23 comments:

  1. least of all jesus! You baaaad.

    *snicker snicker*

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  2. Is it that easy??? Reminds me of the Stephen King short story "Word Processor of the Gods"!

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  3. DaynaJune2:41 AM

    How do you even do that? (Not that I want to or anything...just curious.)

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  4. It wouldn't be the first time. Those guys who took him down the cross did the same thing.

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  5. What I want to know is how you got Jesus on your Facebook in the first place? And are Pan, Zeus, and other dieties there? I think we should have a choice, some don't have a hell, you know.

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  6. I find it hard to believe that Jesus Christ has a facebook account. It's probably not even Him, it's some poser, lying, and saying stuff, and it's not even the real Jesus Christ,
    Sounds like something the Morning Star would do

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  7. Jesus is one of my FaceBook friends.
    It's really him.
    He has Mary and Joseph listed in his "Relatives" application.

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  8. http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/topic.php?uid=112271100650&topic=6759

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  9. i hear he superpoked mary magdalene...

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  10. I absolutely love it when jehovah's witnesses come to my house. I spend an inordinate amount of time thinking up new ways to scare the shit out of them.

    Funny post.

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  11. Could be worse..

    If you had an entire Parthenon of dieties in your Facebook account, then you'd really be treading on thin ice..

    As it is, there's just one, so it's not as bad as it could be...

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  12. I requested Jesus as a friend but he blocked me.

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  13. Anonymous3:51 PM

    What a friend we have in Facebook.

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  14. Next time, don't put on pants to answer the door.

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  15. dude. 4 degrees outside. yikes.

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  16. kristina4:06 PM

    Well I was wondering how to get Jesus to stop watching over me.

    I agree about answering the door without your pants - it maybe cold, but those people would run so fast you'd only get a slight draft...

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  17. Yesterday in a meeting, a tech writer said "It disappeared and then came back 3 days later."

    To which I muttered "Just like Jesus!"

    I still have my job, so I don't think anyone heard me.

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  18. Never - EVER - put on pants to talk to missionaries; it just encourages them.

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  19. Have you ever tried to delete Facebook? It's pretty humorous. It guilt trips you and says all your friends will miss you and be unable to keep in touch with you. Furthermore, it forces you to select a reason as to why you're deleting your account, and upon selecting a reason, Facebook offers up advice on how to fix your complaint!

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  20. Are you looking for replacement friends for Jesus?

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  21. Anonymous5:46 PM

    Jehoavah's Witnesses are not Christ followers. They don't believe in the Bible and their "religion" is a cult. It's disappointing to see that they tricked you into thinking they have anything to do with Jesus.

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  22. Christians are not Christ followers. They don't believe in the Bible and their "religion" is a cult. It's disappointing to see that they tricked you into thinking they have anything to do with Jesus.

    (fixed that for ya!)

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  23. You think that's bad. I have a whole herd of them living next door.

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