Did anyone catch the Macy's parade? I flipped the channel just in time to see this:
Holy crap. If I were a child and saw this monstrosity floating down the street directly at me, I think I would immediately shit myself and then start screaming "PLEASE DON'T LET IT EAT ME! PLEASE DON'T LET IT EAT ME!"
Seriously, just look at this thing:
It looks like it should have a Honda Civic in one hand and a dozen screaming children in the other. I thought this next shot really conveyed the complete and utter horror:
There is clearly evil in those eyes. Every time I look at that picture, this is what I see:
He likes the heads best because they're crunchy.