On November 2nd, I peaked at 47,910 visitors in a 24 hour period. Now I'm back down to about 3,000 a day, which is still ten times more than I used to get prior to the JC Penney debacle. At least the pressure is off.
In other news, our friends told us to "bring games" with us tomorrow when we go over for Thanksgiving dinner. So my awesome wife came home with a giant deck of cards today.
Go Fish? Hardly. Uno? Not on your life. Much better than that. On each card is a different drinking game.
I opened them up in anticipation of immediate inebriation, and I was greeted with this card:
I am really glad I didn't dive right in and start playing, because obviously, had I missed this card, I would be lying in a gutter somewhere right now seriously injured or dead. Probably with giant exclamation points hovering over my cold, lifeless body.
Seriously, why would they even bother? I mean really -- their recommendation that you "play these games with non-alcoholic beverages" provides them with about as much actual legal protection as the "for tobacco only" sticker on the bong case at the local head shop.
I can just picture the crazy fun we'd have using Pepsi to play these games.
"Dude, I am so freakin' GASSY right now."
"Here, take my keys. I'm too BLOATED to drive home. Can I crash on your couch?"
Man, that sounds great, doesn't it?
*no, I don't smoke.