7/15/06

I'm filthy rich.

$23.58

Starting from November 10th of last year, that's the grand total of my fantastical earnings from those google ads over on the right. A few more clicks and I can retire. What I don't understand is how you all can resist clicking on amazing offers like this one:



It's a full three minutes of cord blood, for god's sake. How can you possibly pass that up?

Get to clickin' people. I'm counting on you.

10 comments:

  1. Anonymous5:47 PM

    I clicked on all the ads just to add another 5 cents to your fortune. Don't spend it all in on place.

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  2. _sahirs9:56 PM

    what ads are you talking about? maybe everybody (like me) uses firefox with adblock so they don't see any ads on your page.

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  3. Please don't tell people to click so you can make some extra change. I run google ads and it sucks when people do that.

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  4. And yes, I sell weird things on the side. ha.

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  5. I'm kidding people. You really don't have to click on the ad for the steer castrator unless you really need one.

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  6. You need to put in more keywords for "chocolate" and "hot guys" so I'll start clicking more.

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  7. OK, the ad for restroom partitions just killed me.

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  8. ...AND they won't even send you a check until you click up about a hundred bucks.

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  9. $23.58--that's impressive. I've never made a cent on my google ads. At least I don't think so. I stopped checking a while ago--I hadn't even amassed $5--and I've since forgotton my username and password and can't be bothered any longer. Maybe when I drop dead my heirs and assigns can benefit from the $32.50 I'll have accrued by then.

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  10. Man I was clicking that one to death! :)

    Have you gotten a check from google yet? I made a copy of my first 100, I was so full of tears...

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