Yes, Virginia...there is a Bumpass.

So I was browsing ebay tonight looking for some cheap music gear, and I saw one seller was from Bumpass, Virginia. I had no idea there was such a place, nor would I ever have admitted being from there in a public forum like ebay. I would have lied and said I was from a neighboring town like Rattlecock or Flicktitty or something.

In unrelated news, unless you count the possible cow shit overlap in both locations, Japanese scientists managed to squeeze both gasoline and vanilla scent out of cow shit last week. You know, if they can do this with cow shit, just think about what they could accomplish if we gave them an actual raw material to work with. Or maybe we can just keep throwing more crap at them and see what else happens.

I wonder how long it would take them to extract T-bone steaks from disposable diapers?

Because that would be awesome.


  1. I would like vanilla scented gasoline.

  2. Yes! That's the first thing I thought of too!

  3. Anonymous12:38 PM

    Notice that the vanilla research was sponsored by a Japanese medical research institute. Vanilloid receptors are being studied for the treatment of pain:


    When that pill comes out, it'll give new meaning to the phrase "eat shit".

  4. Now the next time I have steak I will thinking about shitty diapers, ugh.