You can get your very own fan-foreskin-tastic mug and be the envy of all your friends. Failing that, you can completely alienate them until they don't want to hang out with you anymore and then you can just loiter in public libraries and use the free internet terminals, all the while making people around you extremely uncomfortable.
It holds beer, coffee, vodka or water -- or in the event of an extra-long staff meeting -- urine!
Get one for each, but don't mix them up. I'm just sayin'.
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ReplyDeleteOh, Johnnie, you KNOW how I could have used that this afternoon.......thanks, Gutu.
ReplyDeleteAh, Gutu. Gutu Notanobu, my african princess. I am so glad you commented on my humble blog. I am completely drunk off my ass right now.
ReplyDeleteJohnny. Please forgive me for misspelling your name. You know how I feel about misspelling things. Whatcha drinking? I'm way into a bottle of wine.
ReplyDeletelove and kisses, Gutu
2 G&Ts, one mongo Irish coffee, and a beer. Sofar.
ReplyDeleteHmmm, this looks like something that might solve my wine-in-a-tumbler issues. Wine in a ginormous coffee mug is way more respectable, no?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your drunkeness tonight. I'm right behind ya.
How about now? It's a full hour later. Are you conscious, Johnny? I have finished the half-bottle of merlot from last night and am working my way through the home-brew-chardonnay. But it is my birthday so I am allowed. I just wish I had a nifty mug to drink it in, instead of this crystal wine glass, so YESTERDAY, don't you think?
ReplyDeletestill hangin in. out of tonic so into vodlka now.
ReplyDeletehappy birthday although I don't think it's your birthday. Maybe it is. Who knows
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell? This is real? I was gonna buy this mug, but cafeexpress doesn't "currently accept Paypal." I had money to burn in there baby. I was gonna be the first to own a JV Fan-Foreskin-Tastic mug.
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to be very craeful what you drank out of it . . . .
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