You can get your very own fan-foreskin-tastic mug and be the envy of all your friends. Failing that, you can completely alienate them until they don't want to hang out with you anymore and then you can just loiter in public libraries and use the free internet terminals, all the while making people around you extremely uncomfortable.
It holds beer, coffee, vodka or water -- or in the event of an extra-long staff meeting -- urine!
Get one for each, but don't mix them up. I'm just sayin'.