They're right. Tattoos *are* permanent.

Do not drink this, ever:

Unless you actually like burping what tastes like a combination of Dr. Pepper and Vick's Formula 44 cough syrup for ten hours.

You have been warned.

Also, My belated christmas gift to you all.

Happy New Year, everyone!


  1. You just can't beat having a little Captain in ya. Thanks for the gift, mind if I place it on my mantle?

    Happy New Year!

  2. Not at all. But if you have a big mantle, you might want to push it way up front and shine a spotlight on it for emphasis, because it's pretty small.

  3. Anonymous4:33 PM

    maybe you should employ smarter drinking tactics in 2007, although you are off to an ugly start if you actually did swallow the captain's junk.

  4. I am going to stick with my beloved Tanqueray for 2007, I think. The dark captain was a dalliance, one that will not be repeated. Ever.

  5. Anonymous11:16 PM

    Nice Christmas present. I'm suprised that you haven't yet received a "dick in a box", given all the weird presents you usually get from your friends.

  6. Happy new year to you too JV.
    Thanks for reminding me about Utopia. I dug through my CD's and found 'em. I forgot how cool the tune "Neck on up" is.

  7. Now we know why the Captain always has one leg up...lol. I'm up to 07' if anyone is keeping track. The only thing that sucks is I can't always get the photo's and some of the links have expired..."sigh". I'll just have to imagine my own xmas gift!