The other day I was driving to the store and I saw a sign hung on a tree at the corner of my street about 200 yards from my house. I don't know why I decided to check it out -- I figured it was probably some left-over garage sale sign or something. I pulled up next to it and saw this:
Great. I think it's safe to say that I won't be covering myself in raw bacon and running through the woods naked.
Well, not anymore, anyway.