8/16/05

Do you suffer from PLDA?

Someone who found my blog via Google does. He did a search on:

Penis Lap Dance Abrasion

Seriously, dude -- Lighten up on the lap dances. Or go with the smaller, lighter chicks.

When you are getting search-engine-worthy abrasions down there from paying women with names like Candy and Brandi to grind on you through your clothes, you should take some time to evaluate your life choices.

Or, at the very least, ditch those Carhartt Jeans and stop going commando.

I'm just sayin'.

4 comments:

  1. Either evaluate, or invest in silk boxers. (Or perhaps get your stripper of choice to stop wearing chainmail). S&M just ain't right anyway.

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  2. you're famous!! you're on google's first page...even considering the search...
    LibbY!

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  3. Stop! You're killing me. That's just too damn funny!

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  4. people actually google that stuff? i'm such a good girl (read: boring).

    darn.

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