I know what you're thinking. So what? They're all excited and happy about having an open apartment for rent and wanted to share the news. I can certainly understand that.
A little too happy, I think. I don't think smiley faces and balloons are really appropriate, given the, um, circumstances:
I'll be back in a day or two, I promise. Assuming I don't succumb to what I can only assume is a tsetse fly bite. If so,