4/18/11

Lunch Lady.

Sometimes, if there's a lot of leftovers from dinner I'll bring my lunch to work the next day. Normally, I'll just grab a "recycled" Starbucks paper bag out of the cabinet, since we tend to save and reuse. This morning, however, these were my only choices:



Bath and Body Works was too bright, the LOFT handles were too ribbony and weird, and Miss Scarlett...well, let's just say the last time I had this dilemma, I tried crossing out the "Miss" with a Sharpie and writing "Mr." but I still got laughed at.

The obvious thing to do? I bought lunch at the cafeteria.

No, actually, I took "The Spa at Mirror Lake Inn."

I wasn't very manly, but at least I was upscale.


12 comments:

  1. The poor man's murse! ha ha

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  2. You can tell everyone how relaxed you feel after your seaweed wrap and mani-pedi.

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  3. I bet people think twice about stealing your lunch in those bags!

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  4. ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

    I am going out for lunch tomorrow...too damn lazy after traveling this weekend to put a lunch together.

    Peace <3
    Jay

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  5. Anonymous9:28 AM

    You should buy a proper lunch box.
    How about one of those metal ones like we had when we were kids? Scooby Doo perhaps.

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  6. Anonymous9:44 AM

    Ha! My poor husband had to take his lunch in a bright orange Ulta bag today.

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  7. I got your book for my birthday. I was reading it on my commute this morning, and was kicked off the 'Quiet Car' of the train because I was laughing out loud. Thanks a lot.

    ;-)

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  8. Anonymous1:04 PM

    When I got my Kindle, your book was the first one I bought. It was sooo funny and brought back so many memories of growing up then. Thanks for giving me some great laughs!

    Looking forward to your next book!

    Barb

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  9. HA!!!!!!!!!!

    You're cool.



    Peas out. :P

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  10. Is somebody regretting selling his He-Man lunchbox in a childhood yard sale?

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  11. Dude, you have no idea.

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  12. Have taken the libertai to engage you with an email to your NOT-aol email address. It may have wound up in spam. If you'd like to check, the subject hits on WH.

    Great to see you again. It's been a half a lifetime, hasn't it?

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