Bath and Body Works was too bright, the LOFT handles were too ribbony and weird, and Miss Scarlett...well, let's just say the last time I had this dilemma, I tried crossing out the "Miss" with a Sharpie and writing "Mr." but I still got laughed at.
The obvious thing to do? I bought lunch at the cafeteria.
No, actually, I took "The Spa at Mirror Lake Inn."
I wasn't very manly, but at least I was upscale.