15 Minute Lunch: Holy rhythm method, Batman.

4/28/11

Holy rhythm method, Batman.

If I had a vagina, it would be tired just looking at that. It's your body, not a clown car, for god's sake.

23 drops of water in an ocean of compromise:

Shieldmaiden96 said...: What's the thing in the very center, just above the Ford logo, the wheelbarrow she carries her uterus around in?; 9:16 PM
Johnny Virgil said...: It looked like a guy in a sombrero sitting on a cart taking a siesta. Apparently, his work here is done.; 9:23 PM
jaygeemmm said...: Do you know that there are people who tell you NOT to put those things on your car because some weirdo might follow you home and abduct your children for nefarious reasons? My God, with all those kids, you'd need horses and lassos to corral them all!
And mom and dad might be happy if someone did take a few off their hands, so maybe the advertising is on purpose!
Peace <3
Jay; 9:50 PM
Heather Cherry said...: Being that I'm a single gal, I've always thought it'd be pretty funny to put just one of those stick people on my back window. Just the one stick person. Like... here it is! My family, everyone! It's just...uh... me. Hey! I'm proud to be the only stick figure on the back of my car.; 11:53 PM
Badass Geek said...: While impressive, imagine what the Duggar's minivan decal must look like.; 12:07 AM
Carlo said...: I thought the Duggars lived in Arkansas. They must be on vacation...

I have a friend who calls those stickers "The Pedophile Inventory"; 9:01 AM
Johnny Virgil said...: I knew nothing of the Duggars until this post. Now I'm sorry that I do. "God wanted Jim Bob to run for Senate?" What?

That website FAQ is just scary.; 9:55 AM
Muskrat said...: Ridiculous.; 10:18 AM
kristina said...: Hey, those must be the foster children they keep in the closet, because that minivan doesn't look it holds that many people!; 11:00 AM
Ed said...: Looks like he needs to spend some of that sticker money, and the money he is saving on condoms, and buy a second minivan. He's got to be running out of room in that one by now.

My Word Verification word is "boasta", which is exactly what he is doing with those stickers. "Hey! Look at me! My dick works!"; 3:43 PM
Sunny Dee said...: lol wow. This picture is priceless!!

Although, logically these are probably grandparents. See how there are several grownups before the kids? That would explain all those little ones and various other stickers.

STILL... epic picture. lol; 4:04 PM
kc said...: Hm. I wonder if they know what causes that? Maybe they're polygamous or something, and that explains the multiple adults.; 5:22 PM
Hat said...: I don't have a vagina and it makes me tired.; 10:52 PM
Valgal said...: I don't have any cats or anything, but I've always wanted to put like, a hundred cat stickers on the back of my car.; 9:32 AM
Mercy Sakes said...: How did you not KNOW about the Duggars? But, now you do and you have an obligation to blog about the Arkansas-ness of it all. Oh, you must.; 11:53 PM
Anonymous said...: A guy in our neighborhood drives a black suv with "Batman Edition" on it. His sticker shows him in a cape with the pointy bat ears hood and his dog. Shocking he's single isn't it? Love the comment about the hundreds of cat stickers.; 9:18 AM
Elizabeth said...: Ha! Were you driving around my fertile town of Salt Lake City? The decals aren't usually that bad around here, but there are a lot of big families.; 5:02 PM
Fresh Garden said...: Wow! Yeah!; 1:21 AM
Anonymous said...: Grrrr... I hate to be judgmental, but don't these hyperbreeder people realize how badly they are screwing over the rest of us? Even one of those extra kids undoes any recycling or responsible living I try to do - about 20 times over.

Sorry. Just had to air that. The Duggars are vile.

Dave; 7:54 AM
Amy Mengarelli said...: A friend of mine directed me to your blog. I have to say, you are a funny, funny man. Glad she though you were worthy of my attention.

I am.

PS. Note my URL. It will explain my snottiness.; 8:13 PM
Laynee said...: lmao. Holy wow.; 2:19 PM
Jen said...: Well JV, you have opened my eyes. Before I read this I had never seen one of these stickers before. Now I notice them all over the place. Weird.; 10:58 PM
skip 2 colorado said...: Those stickers are confusing. There are big ones and small ones.
The minivan can't hold that many...maybe the big ones ate the small ones.; 2:11 PM