In fact, I can sum up 90% of the contents of most women's magazines by simply saying if you want to lose weight and get in better shape, (1) eat less and exercise more, and (2) burn more calories than you consume. There, I've just saved you about $300 a year at the newsstands.
Two days? Without reading this article, I immediately passed judgement on it. I did it because I know there is only one way to get a better body in two days.
I've outlined the things you'll need:
1. A tranquilizer gun or stun gun
2. Gag and handcuffs
3. Soundproof van
4. Map to Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba or other hot celebrity of your choice.
1. Time machine
3. This guy
Also, I saw a picture of Elliott Yamin yesterday:
Is it just me, or does anyone else think he looks like he might have the body of a goat?