"Now Lisa and I can be nook buddies."
"I think there's something wrong with my nook. Can you look at it?"
"I plugged it into my nook, but nothing happened."
"I read something that said nooks can sometimes be a little buggy."
"I'm going in the hot tub, then going upstairs to play with my nook."
And here I thought the iPad was a bad name.
Also, we have a winner in the Double Down Double Dare -- Lindy in Mexico. Go read her blog. She can be pretty damn funny.
Crap. Now I have to write a short story.
I also have a giveaway coming up that's worth $150 bucks, and a story of love in the 6th grade. Stay tuned!