Okay, so you get Jack(o)ed in the air, and crash and are Pancake(d). Now you're a Mark (Norman) on the pavement and a (Rob) Stain(ley) in the grass. Okay, so that was a stretch, but the best I could do on short notice!
I was beaten by Rob in the Provincial 4-way competition to qualify for the Nationals. Just as in distance running, where the competitor with the longest legs has an advantage, so it is in the 4-ways...
I would argue that the real misfortune is being strapped to the belly of a man nicknamed Jacko.
ReplyDeletepoint well made, sir.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the guy two below Mr. Pancake, who is the "Canadian National 4-Way Champion"?
ReplyDeleteHe does freaky sex on the trains?
The whole ad is just too much. But yeah, I'm not jumping out of a plane with a man named "pancake."
ReplyDeleteOkay, so you get Jack(o)ed in the air, and crash and are Pancake(d). Now you're a Mark (Norman) on the pavement and a (Rob) Stain(ley) in the grass. Okay, so that was a stretch, but the best I could do on short notice!
ReplyDeleteNot bad at all! After "pancake" I didn't even look at the other guys!
ReplyDeletewe were watching a NP DVD the other day. There's a hang-gliding instructor in Yosemite named Randy Sky Walker. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteI would like to know how Mark Norman achieved the rating of "Atmosphere Dolphin #191." I would tell people that if I was rated as such.
ReplyDeleteI was beaten by Rob in the Provincial 4-way competition to qualify for the Nationals. Just as in distance running, where the competitor with the longest legs has an advantage, so it is in the 4-ways...
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