15 Minute Lunch: Not even with a ten-foot pole....

3/31/10

Not even with a ten-foot pole....

26 drops of water in an ocean of compromise:

Jay Ferris said...: Because it was late and he couldn't sleep, but had a big presentation at work the next day and needed to do something to just relax and finally get some shut-eye? Or maybe that's just me.; 7:54 PM
kc said...: To encourage text-speak on signage? I think not. Maybe because there was a 2-4-1 special.; 7:59 PM
Jae said...: Pastor Jenkins serviced him at 10am?; 8:16 PM
Jae said...: Damn it.

Now I am for sure going to hell.

Thanks for encouraging the incorrigible JV...LOL!; 8:17 PM
Johnny Virgil said...: My suspicions are confirmed. My readers are a bunch of hell-bound heathens! :); 8:24 PM
NatalieCottrell said...: See, this is why you need at least one dirty minded person on staff at every church!; 8:31 PM
Silliyak said...: And make sure the pole has a rubber tip. Word verification "distan"; 9:58 PM
Nikki said...: Ok, I wouldn't enter for sanitation purposes.; 10:16 PM
Caro said...: Well, if his pole was ten feet long, do you REALLY have to ask?

Word verification: hymitum (n) a tablet you take when your hymen is sore; 10:59 PM
Tgoette said...: Because he ran out of baseball players names and couldn't hold it anymore?

See ya' in Hell!; 12:40 AM
pharmacy chick said...: To seek and save the lost, by dying for our sins.
See not all of your readers are hell bound heathens.; 12:46 AM
Anonymous said...: I think it was a release of frustration after that ugly incident when he went to Mount Olive... Popeye hit him.

I'm guessing Jesus probably was a pretty cool guy. I'm guessing he'd laugh at this sort of thing. We know his dad has a sense of humor. How else would you explain the platipus, the naked mole rat, and Sarah Palin?; 9:44 AM
Brutalism said...: "He is risen" is certainly taking on a whole new meaning.; 10:34 AM
YourFireAnt said...: Because It was there?

;-); 1:24 PM
redraven said...: Oh dear, I guess Pastor Jenkins' mother never taught him that it's impolite to discuss religion, sex or politics in mixed company! Knowing why Jesus came is just a little TMI for me!

JV - yes, I'm one of your hell-bound readers, and I wouldn't have it any other way! :); 3:47 PM
threeyeardreamer said...: Even though people are inclined to vomit I'm gonna say... Two girls, One cup?; 7:03 PM
Rachel said...: Aaaaaaaaaaaaand I will be following you now. Snarkiness in abundance. Just how I like it.

Check out my blog o' snark if you're interested: ofcourseshedid.blogspot.com; 8:18 PM
Marla said...: Woooow...; 9:36 PM
Jay said...: Oh ye of little faith.; 10:20 PM
Felek034 said...: Thanks, good read.; 4:53 AM
Snafugirl said...: Mary was giving him a hand gallop?

http://snafuliving.blogspot.com; 9:46 AM
unfinishedperson said...: Good choice on leaving it alone, Johnny. :); 12:58 PM
Joy said...: Sounds like the start of a bad joke; "so Jesus and Satan walk into a bar...."; 10:18 PM
Olive said...: BOL! I wont go there! I found your blog today by way of Sprinkles...

Olive; 11:04 PM
Ljax said...: Good call....; 11:24 PM
Jean Maurie (angelsloveyou) said...: Because his Mama pushed a couple of times and out he popped!; 4:32 PM

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