3/31/10

Not even with a ten-foot pole....

26 comments:

  1. Because it was late and he couldn't sleep, but had a big presentation at work the next day and needed to do something to just relax and finally get some shut-eye? Or maybe that's just me.

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  2. To encourage text-speak on signage? I think not. Maybe because there was a 2-4-1 special.

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  3. Pastor Jenkins serviced him at 10am?

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  4. Damn it.

    Now I am for sure going to hell.

    Thanks for encouraging the incorrigible JV...LOL!

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  5. My suspicions are confirmed. My readers are a bunch of hell-bound heathens! :)

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  6. See, this is why you need at least one dirty minded person on staff at every church!

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  7. And make sure the pole has a rubber tip. Word verification "distan"

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  8. Ok, I wouldn't enter for sanitation purposes.

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  9. Well, if his pole was ten feet long, do you REALLY have to ask?


    Word verification: hymitum (n) a tablet you take when your hymen is sore

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  10. Because he ran out of baseball players names and couldn't hold it anymore?

    See ya' in Hell!

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  11. pharmacy chick12:46 AM

    To seek and save the lost, by dying for our sins.
    See not all of your readers are hell bound heathens.

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  12. Anonymous9:44 AM

    I think it was a release of frustration after that ugly incident when he went to Mount Olive... Popeye hit him.

    I'm guessing Jesus probably was a pretty cool guy. I'm guessing he'd laugh at this sort of thing. We know his dad has a sense of humor. How else would you explain the platipus, the naked mole rat, and Sarah Palin?

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  13. "He is risen" is certainly taking on a whole new meaning.

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  14. Because It was there?

    ;-)

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  15. redraven3:47 PM

    Oh dear, I guess Pastor Jenkins' mother never taught him that it's impolite to discuss religion, sex or politics in mixed company! Knowing why Jesus came is just a little TMI for me!

    JV - yes, I'm one of your hell-bound readers, and I wouldn't have it any other way! :)

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  16. Even though people are inclined to vomit I'm gonna say... Two girls, One cup?

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  18. Oh ye of little faith.

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  19. Thanks, good read.

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  20. Mary was giving him a hand gallop?

    http://snafuliving.blogspot.com

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  21. Good choice on leaving it alone, Johnny. :)

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  22. Sounds like the start of a bad joke; "so Jesus and Satan walk into a bar...."

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  23. BOL! I wont go there! I found your blog today by way of Sprinkles...

    Olive

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  24. Because his Mama pushed a couple of times and out he popped!

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