In a completely unrelated event, we were watching the end of Hitch the other night because it was on. In the dramatic and romantic scene where Kevin James is running down the street after the love of his life yelling "Allegra! Allegra!" my wife loves it when I yell back, "Claritin! Nasonex!"
Yes, watching television with me is hard work sometimes.
I once dated a girl named Zyrtec.
ReplyDeleteWe broke up because I was allergic to her pussy.
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Wit is in the eye of the beholder. (yeah, i giggled.)
ReplyDeleteI'm also one of those difficult people except I'm one of those especially obnoxious people who yell at the screen at the movies. Yeh-Yeh-get the manager...
ReplyDeleteMy son (30yo) says watching stuff with me is like watching with a 4yo - usually it is me asking stupid questions or carrying on about the acting, director's shots or the writing - whatever - I'm a pain in the ass and if it funny don't sit close, I'll be punching you in the arm. I'm better off alone except I don't have anyone to ask what happened and why did they do that??? love your stuff. lorraine
ReplyDeleteHey, I laughed out loud. Sounds exactly like what goes on in our house. Thank heaven for a dvr, so we can stop the show and make fun (or tear apart) of what's going on without missing a beat.
ReplyDeleteok Johnny, the suspense is killing me... _WHAT_ was the fix?
ReplyDeleteEnd user is always "misunderstanding". In fact I think they get paid to "misunderstand" anything technical.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Your screen is black? Is your computer on? Click!
Ah, if only people could be "ctrl+alt+deleted" :)
Hey! I hope you haven't posted because you're busy, not 'cause you're under water. Here's a green beer, raised to you!
ReplyDeleteKC, I was underwater, but it was sapphire blue and salty.
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