Not this time. This time, to do so would cost me dearly.
So with all seriousness, I ask you to please check out my wife's website. No, it's not P0rn, unless you happen to be into the whole holding-down-animals-and shaving-them-bare-and-then-making-yarn-out-of-the-shavings kind of thing.
Dammit. I knew I couldn't be completely serious. I am definitely not getting laid tonight.