2/7/10

My eyes followed my mind into the gutter.

I think my new glasses are adversely affecting my ability to see without them. Yesterday, I was eating lunch standing at the kitchen counter and thumbing through a mail order catalog (the way I probably eat 85% of my lunches when I'm at home) and I saw a shirt in the Signals catalog and immediately thought, "Wow, you'd have to have no doubts at all about your status as a whore to wear that one."


Somehow my less than stellar vision worked with my twisted brain and translated that to "I HEART JUNK."

I guess I really *do* need reading glasses. My version of the shirt is more interesting though.

15 comments:

  1. as soon as i thought that i thought "i love pink..." pussy? i guess i'm a perv too. i also fail at math so that doesn't help.

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  2. I thought...what is Pie - nk?

    It's not my glasses...I'm just out of it.

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  3. That is awesome. I thought it said "junk" as did my husband...so, its not just you.

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  4. My brain entertains me with just these kinds of games all the time so it's not just you - either it's a sign of creativity and genius or we all need glasses. I prefer the former rationale.

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  5. I'm with kc--I didn't see junk at all...I was like, "Pie-nk? PineKones? PineKandy?? What is it saying?!?!?" Then it dawned on me a little bit later when I revisited.

    Talk about an "Ooooh, duh" moment. I shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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  6. I, too, saw 'junk'. It took me a long time to figure out that was a Pi symbol. *facepalm*

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  7. bunch of pervs hanging out in here...

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  8. Took me 5 minutes to figure out what it really said. I hate things I have to think about too much.

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  9. I saw I love pink right away, but then my first thought was that the shirt must be for lesbians. I guess my mind is even further in the gutter.

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  10. Jenesca2:31 PM

    I saw "junk" as well, but what confused me was the fact that it was long-sleeved. If you're going to put yourself out there, why the half-hearted attempt at being conservative? Embrace it.

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  11. KMarie8:36 PM

    I also thought Pie-nk and then realized it was Pi-nk. Junk is SO much funnier though!

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  12. Anonymous9:50 PM

    You still got the "whore" part right.

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  13. lmao I looked at this and saw I heart Tank. And then I was like, oh wait, not that is the symbol for pi, I heart PieNk. What? As far as I am concerned this shirt is too complicated. Somebody should get this shirt taken off the market. Down with you shirt. DOWN WITH YOU!

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  14. LMAO @ pink pu... yeah. Well I'm with the rest of your followers.. I was like wtf is pie-nk?
    On another note - imagine how funny it would it would if they sold this shirt at a Blondes Unite convention? As pink is a color many blondes wear, how confusing would this be for them? (No offense to my beautiful blonde friends..We all know and love at least one!)

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  15. Hey, dats a great piece of abstract art for me.......
    You never no what your mind says and just following it and making what it feels is difficult to express......
    I HEARt JUNK was somewhat the thing on which I pondered dat " Wats this...."

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