10/5/08

Hail to the Rhino King, Baby.

For a limited time only, you too can live inside the Royal Rhino.



Go on. You know you want to.

25 comments:

  1. Sometimes alliteration is not the best advertising tool. What on earth made them name the place after a rhino? All the horny people living there?

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  2. white trash was already taken?

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  3. ^^^ white trash rhino?
    they're pretty much extinct aren't they?

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  4. I don't have to want to. I already do.

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  5. David8:35 PM

    I be lovin' myself some vacamt lot rental

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  6. Do they have milk for sale? If so, Possum or moms?

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  7. it's not a trailer park, it's a "manufactured housing community"... and an upscale one at that!

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  8. seriously, who names these things?

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  9. And give up my apartment at the Queen Hippopotamus Arms?

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  10. "Come to the Royal Rhino and play our 14-hole championship golf course, or swim in one of our above-ground lap pools."

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  11. Anonymous2:41 PM

    Ooooh...me likey new sexy Johnny picture.

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  12. Good lordy, you are one funny dude. Your blog is making its way around the net. Someone told me about it, and I told two friends, and they told two friends, and so on...and so on...and so on... Oh, and I voted for you. You can thank me later.

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  13. kristina7:55 PM

    New home of the Squattersons...

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  14. How did you know where I live?!

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  15. hey, i live in a county with towns called fertility, intercourse, blue ball and bird-in-hand... royal rhino would fit in nicely.

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  16. Thanks but no thanks. Rickey's already booked a cozy double wide at the Gilded Giraffe.

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  17. It's like a dream come true.

    Now ma, pa, Billy Ray, Billy Bob, Sally Sue, Mary Kay, and I can finally get that double wide we always dreamt about.

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  18. Trailer parks are wonderful!

    Now if they could only find a new way to get some added amenities such as the "gently used" junk cars scattered around, the cardboard hotels, and some rat traps, I'd be in heaven!

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  19. maybe its because the trailers are rhino lined like a truck bed to withstand a beating from your drunk neighbors?

    Wheres the review on the new Jacks Mannequin?

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  20. Your new picture should be in hi-def
    wowza.....

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  21. How much square feet are we talking?

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  22. Hey, they coulda named it the "Noble Nose" instead, so "Royal Rhino" is much classier. I lived in a double-wide for a year or so. Loved the way the whole place vibrated when the washer was on spin.

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  23. Stop by the Royal Rhino...

    "It's just 46 miles east of Madam Misty's Magical Mushroom Farm on highway 296.

    Take Exit 19 to George W. Bush Blvd., then make 3 quick lefts, 4 slow rights and park illegally behind Fast Freddy's Adult Bookstore.

    Just mention '15 Minute Lunch' and you'll receive an 'I Got Off at Fast Freddy's' bumper sticker or a used Pawtucket Red Sox mouse pad."

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  24. Just down the road we have a 'Triple D Mobile Home Park'. My best friend made me PROMISE to get her a t-shirt if such a thing exists.

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  25. These parks are always so gloriously named..."The Timbers" or "something Manor" or "Something Estates"...love it!

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