3/2/08

CBH World Tour 2008.

Sorry. It had to be done.



I love cafe press,* even though their stuff costs too much.

Unleash the Rock.

*updated, for your pleasure.

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37 comments:

  1. Wicked. (Insert arm raised in the air thrusting the rock-on-bull-horns-whatever-you-call-it hand symbol here).

    But I want a cut.

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  2. You are such a freak. You're freaking me out, but in a good way. Can you imagine this on a pair of panties (the latest things bands are selling, according to the shows I've been to recently)? Instant BC.

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  3. I hate you Johnny! Get out of my dreams you creepy babies!

    But really...that's fan-foreskin-tastic!

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  4. Very Creepy Johnny!

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  5. I love that the thong says "size up for a looser fit." FFT, for sure.

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  6. It's awesome and freaky at the same time.

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  7. I'm pretty sure they'd be a thrash metal band.

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  8. I am buying one RIGHT NOW. and maybe the matching panties. sexy.

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  9. Please post something else soon so this creepy, sickening thing moves down the screen.

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  10. Now this time I'm absolutely positive that I just killed a drifter.

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  11. Call us really sick, but we want one for out toddler-what better group to endorse this new band.

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  12. Lordgrubby -- you're really sick. But your wish is my command.

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  13. Upstate Broad9:05 AM

    You lie, JV. You're NOT sorry. Not even a little bit. That's why we love you.

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  14. My freaking eyeballs.

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  15. Well, as result of telling a friend of mine about your last post, I found out I have a friend [i.e., his wife] who does this for a living. He says they have a house full of heads.

    And if you don't think I scooted down to the other end of the pew after that (metaphorically, of course; they live in Ohio)....

    Gaaaa!!!

    FA

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  16. If I may suggest... You should put 15minutelunch.com on the backs of those. Or make one up for your blog specifically. I swear to Christ I'd wear one of those bad boys to help spread the jv love.... jv love, makes me think of purple velour and tricked out molester vans.

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  17. Anonymous12:49 PM

    thanks for making me spit on my screen with laughter...omg that baby head is creepy! Imagine that image on cd's in a store...hundreds of little creepy baby heads staring coldly at ya!

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  18. Holy Crap. It just keeps getting better. I was seriously considering the thong, but now that you've added the toddler t-shirt... I think I may need to make my daughter the coolest (and creepiest) kid in preschool.

    I agree with Tracy though, they need 15 Minute Lunch on there somewhere.

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  19. kristina2:15 PM

    A mug with CHB on one side and FFT on the other would be the ultimate desk accessory...

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  20. It was a joke - I didn't *really* expect anyone to buy one! (and so far, they haven't) But I updated the graphic...just in case.

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  21. Just bought mine.

    Sweet.

    I think I found one of these demon babies grown up into a preschooler.... I'll pass along a picture.

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  22. I was on the fence on buying the thong, but then I saw the 'Made In the USA' label. You had me at hello. You're like the Kathie Lee Gifford of blog inspired gear.

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  23. oh no you did not.

    love the mug.

    tears.

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  24. That is scary. Both the thong and the whole CBH thing hehe

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  25. A thong. Effing priceless man. Effing priceless. I think I want one.

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  26. That nearly made me scream...

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  27. Randi, please tell me you're a woman. I'll sleep better at night.

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  28. Anonymous4:58 PM

    Love it! I thought about getting a thong, but I'd look like a sumo wrestler in it lol. and yah...I'm a girl lol

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  29. If my 13 year old sees this on my screen and wants one I will hunt you down.

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  30. Um...

    have you GOOGLED Creepy Baby Head?

    http://www.thedesignblog.org/entry/creepy-baby-head-planter/

    and also the baby jesus head website frightens me a little

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  31. gzgI don't know what's more disturbing - that picture or the thong! Great stuff, JV. I'm still having nightmares...

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  32. Is it weird that after I read your blog last night I dreamt of Eddie Vedder?

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  33. Anonymous10:00 AM

    In keeping with CBH, check out this link. There are thumbnails to select; I particularly like Baby Jane, but Baby Bartholomew comes second.

    http://goreydetails.net/search.php?title=SALE%21&description=&category=39

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  34. Yes, 100% Chick JV. =) Sweet Dreams.

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  35. Jennifer1:06 PM

    I love that you put Fan-foreskin-tastic on a mug!!! Everytime I think of replying with "Fan-fucking-tastic," I think of you JV!

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