Yesterday, on the way home from work, I managed to do this:
(A) Eat something yummy from a porta-potty?
(B) Do something to Smurfette that's really gonna piss off Papa Smurf?
(C) Finally get backstage at a Blue Man Group concert?
(D) None of the above.
If you guessed (D) then you are absolutely correct.
Actually, on the way home yesterday, I stopped at the vet to get some medicine for the cat, and they had a giant bowl of these sitting on the counter:
You see that one all the way over to the left? Yeah. That's the one. I thought it was grape, except that when I unwrapped it, it was bright blue. So then I thought it was blueberry. Turns out it wasn't blueberry either. I couldn't really place the flavor, but it wasn't great. I finished it because it was free, and didn't realize it was making my entire mouth look like a tidy bowl.
It turns out it's the one they call "Mystery Flavor." That explains all the question marks that I didn't notice until much later.
It's sort of a cross between Windex and Smarties.
I don't recommend it.