Good advice, keep it clean, a few sparks out the chimney and the bush is on fire, then you have to wet it down, and we all know that no one likes wet spots.
I checked in my toybox, (and doesn't THAT just invite a whole range of bad jokes) and just for the record, the instructions for the expensive vibrator are exactly the same.
Two vagina jokes in as many posts. Somebody's workin' blue.
ReplyDeleteWhoops, that was me. I was signed on to my Rusty Shackleford spam-mail account.
ReplyDeleteseems like perfect logic to me....
ReplyDeleteI nearly spit out my coffee when I read your post.
ReplyDeleteThey forgot the "Drive Safely" part.
Seeing your pics makes miss that area. Well, until I read someone elses post about all the snow.
Hopefully next month they'll have more prudent advice:
ReplyDelete"Change Your Underwear"
Scotty, you shut it.
ReplyDeleteSGT, I live on the mountain too -- so I still have about 6" of snow in my yard. It sucks.
Many questions arise: Do you have a cheap vibrator? What about an expensive vibrator? What kind of vibrator would you recommend? An on and on.
ReplyDeletemiriam, you know I really have no idea. I'm just guessing here. Let me go ask my wife and get back to you.
ReplyDeleteGood advice, keep it clean, a few sparks out the chimney and the bush is on fire, then you have to wet it down, and we all know that no one likes wet spots.
ReplyDeleteI checked in my toybox, (and doesn't THAT just invite a whole range of bad jokes) and just for the record, the instructions for the expensive vibrator are exactly the same.
ReplyDeleteI think everyone should keep their chimneys clean...
ReplyDeleteand now I know what it feels like to shoot diet coke straight through my nose.
ReplyDeleteum, thanks?