4/19/07

Good advice.



In an amazing coincidence, the local firehouse sign exactly mimics the troubleshooting instructions that ship with cheap chinese vibrators.

12 comments:

  1. Two vagina jokes in as many posts. Somebody's workin' blue.

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  2. Whoops, that was me. I was signed on to my Rusty Shackleford spam-mail account.

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  3. seems like perfect logic to me....

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  4. I nearly spit out my coffee when I read your post.

    They forgot the "Drive Safely" part.

    Seeing your pics makes miss that area. Well, until I read someone elses post about all the snow.

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  5. Hopefully next month they'll have more prudent advice:

    "Change Your Underwear"

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  6. Scotty, you shut it.

    SGT, I live on the mountain too -- so I still have about 6" of snow in my yard. It sucks.

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  7. Many questions arise: Do you have a cheap vibrator? What about an expensive vibrator? What kind of vibrator would you recommend? An on and on.

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  8. miriam, you know I really have no idea. I'm just guessing here. Let me go ask my wife and get back to you.

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  9. Good advice, keep it clean, a few sparks out the chimney and the bush is on fire, then you have to wet it down, and we all know that no one likes wet spots.

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  10. Upstate Broad9:20 PM

    I checked in my toybox, (and doesn't THAT just invite a whole range of bad jokes) and just for the record, the instructions for the expensive vibrator are exactly the same.

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  11. I think everyone should keep their chimneys clean...

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  12. and now I know what it feels like to shoot diet coke straight through my nose.

    um, thanks?

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