3. It sounds like a slang term used in a porno flick.
4. Having "no hormones" really does not make it sound any more enticing.
5. I would have thought that anything containing a mixture of meat and milk would pretty much have to be organic, but apparently I know nothing. I guess up until now, people have been drinking inorganic meat milk with hormones added because they didn't know any better.
6. A well-placed ampersand would make this sign so much less disturbing.