So here's the thing.

1. I don't know what meat milk is.

2. I don't want to know what meat milk is.

3. It sounds like a slang term used in a porno flick.

4. Having "no hormones" really does not make it sound any more enticing.

5. I would have thought that anything containing a mixture of meat and milk would pretty much have to be organic, but apparently I know nothing. I guess up until now, people have been drinking inorganic meat milk with hormones added because they didn't know any better.

6. A well-placed ampersand would make this sign so much less disturbing.


  1. Ewwww... meat milk?! That is soooo not kosher.

  2. Dude, it's the other white drink.

  3. Is it red? Chunky?

  4. meat milk + baby batter
    = pancake tits?

  5. I don't get what jadedbunny said. Is this another case of me being too naive?

    I like all the new ads you are getting on your sidebar lately.

    You rock, JV.

  6. This is why I only drink breast milk...

    Ok I don't really, but it was all I could think to say! HA!

  7. Beck, I got nothin, sorry. JB will have to explain it, I guess.

    Alex, it's more pink than red. I guess it depends on your blending technique.

  8. Meat milk...perhaps it comes from the bull instead of the cow?

  9. I think it's both meat and milk. as in organic meat with no hormones and milk with no hormones either. ummm, I know you guys are just making fun, I just wanted to be sure you fully understood. or maybe I don't understand. we should seek to comprehend, by asking someone. who was there? who took that picture?

  10. Emeka,

    I took it. I knew what they meant -- hence my comment about the missing ampersand. But I like to goof on stuff I see that makes me laugh.

  11. hmmmmmmmmm tastes like chicken