Interested? Go here to check it out. You guys get first dibs, but don't blame me if you hurt your ass.
[Believe it or not, it's gone already! About three minutes after I posted it. Apparently, ass-blasting is all the rage.]
About Me
- Johnny Virgil
- Adirondacks, New York, United States
- "Want some advice? Don't love the ocean too much. It doesn't love you back."
God knows why, but some people asked how they could get a signed copy of my book:
THIS IS MY BOOK on AMAZON
Buy it. You know you want to.
THIS IS MY BOOK ON THE KINDLE
Download it. You know you want to.
Go Here. Buy Cool Hats.
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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.
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Favorite Posts Of Mine
- 1977 JC Penney's Catalog
- 1977 JC Penney's Catalog, Part II
- 1977 JCPenney's Catalog, Part III
- Ask me no more questions
- Better add some baking soda
- CSI: Poopsmith
- Helpful Hints
- Homeless in Seattle
- I did not sign up for this
- James Blunt and Olde Medicine
- Marx my words.
- Mr. Clean is a giant man-whore
- My weirdest boss
- One hand flapping
- Planet Witless
- Quiz Time
- Rivendell Awaits
- Saint Barfs
- Somebody moved my shit
- The Squattersons Move Out
- You know they've got a helluva band
Trend Setters
Comments about 15ML that made me laugh
Companies that pissed me off.
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Fantastical Searches
- Find me Lil' Scrappy, Beotch.
- Finding Mr. Virgil
- Google Me
- Google Me Wrinkly
- I Found My Thrill
- Lust and Found
- Penie Genie
- Pink and Grey Butterflies
- Search & Rescue
- Search & Rescue 2007
- Search and Ye shall find
- Searching Far & Wide
- Searching For Big Bird
- Searching for Oscar
- Searching for Salvation - or salivation.
- Searching for Spring
- Searching for the meaning of it all
- Short one for Special Dark
- Site Meter and the kindness of strangers
- Summer Searchin' - Had me a blast
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- This week, on Seriously Lost
- Tongs? Really?
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6 drops of water in an ocean of compromise:
I am not into ass torture
I don't think I've ever seen such an awesome Craig's List ad before...
I'm thinking the front "leg" looks like it would be painful to slip on...
You were giving it away for free?! No wonder it was gone in minutes. People will take all kinds of shit if it's free...
You might have made a lawn decoration out of it.
Okay Johnny, I did it. I just shook 199 pennies out of my piggy bank and buyed your book to be delivered via osmosis to my Kindle. If I don't laugh my ass off, thusly having to buy one of those ass machines to grow one back, I'll come for you in your sleep and won't hesitate to repossess my life savings.
So fantastic about all those wonderful reviews!
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