10/31/09

Reason #3,983 that I am a computer geek and not a mechanical engineer.



It's sad, but usually when I screw something up in real life like this, my first thought is Edit, Undo.

23 drops of water in an ocean of compromise:

YourFireAnt said...

Hah. I'm the opposite. I always wish I could take a wrench or a screwdriver to my computer when it effs up.

T.

adrienzgirl said...

Everybody has a talent :D

Ed Adams said...

Well, you see, your problem is the weights are on the floor instead of that rack. You don't need a keyboard for that.

Badass Geek said...

Quick! CTRL+Z!

GP said...

Were you, perhaps, doing some 12 oz. curls during assembly?

Shieldmaiden96 said...

I channeled my mother in law when I looked at that picture, so I will say what she would say just before she took it apart and put it back together correctly:

"Oh, bless your heart..."

GRUNTSHIT said...

directions are highly over rated

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Poor JV it's too bad we're not neighbors - I could totally do that for you and you could explain a few things about Vista that are giving me hives as of late. :P

Johnny Virgil said...

Grunt, there *were* no directions. I was trying to match the picture on the box so I did one side, then flipped it over and did the other the same way, forgetting that they are mirror images of each other. So I only really had to undo 4 bolts, but still, one of those "WTF was I thinking" moments...

Gringa, my best advice for you would be to upgrade to Windows7 or downgrade to XP.

Ed, I tried putting the weights on before I bolted it together, but it just made things harder.

BG,YES. Exactly.

GP, no, but I was working on about 4 hours of sleep.

Heather Cherry said...

Ha... I have often wished for a real life Undo button. Sigh...

Jae said...

Here ya go JV...I'm channeling the Staples "Easy" button your way.

spigot said...

I retouch photos for a living...I drive by peoples houses thinking...
'Wow their grass needs to be photoshopped!'

Becky said...

don't you wish life had that back arrow key once in awhile??

Jormengrund said...

Heh..

At least the copy and paste buttons weren't there to mix up..

I mean, what exactly would you do with a few extra weights??

From all I've read, you don't really use the ones you've got all that much, and one person can only use so many large paperweights! *wink*

Next time, google.. It really does have some interesting ideas on how to make stuff!

Johnny Virgil said...

Jorm, that hurt man.

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

JV - Damn it all where can I get some Windows 98 ???? :P

Gringa-n-Mexico said...

Oh wait I forgot -

WEIGHTS!!????

I demand pictures of you new sexy physique. Are you going to be buff and shirless in the picture on your book???

You've got six weeks tramp, and then I expect some arm shots.

LIFT!

Johnny Virgil said...

Gringa, My profile pic is probably as close to shirtless as I'm going to get on the blog, unless there is some way I can parlay my naked torso into book sales.

Alex said...

Glad to see you're still blogging JV and I can relate!
You know how sometimes all the lights in your house seem to go out at once? Like, a bulb on the ceiling fixture goes and you think, I can live with that.. but then the other one goes an hour later and then you remember the one on your nightstand is dead too?
That's how my brain works with anything Ikea, systematic burn out.

Tom Bailey said...

I am looking at the pile of stuff to put together and I have known the feeling. I found your blog through another blog. This is my first visit.

Tip : move the weights out of the room until you set up the machine. I have tripped over weights and had moderate injury from it.

Fun blog.

Jae said...

JV--I would certainly be more inclined to buy your book if there's going to be your buffed up nekkid torso in it...LOL!

kentucky_kitty said...

OK I give up. What were you putting together? What was it supposed to be?

Johnny Virgil said...

KK, it's a weight rack for those dumbells all over the floor.