....is Folgers in your cup.
In your cup. NOT on your desk, keyboard, mouse, lap, shoes and floor.
In your EFFING CUP.
Is that too much for me to handle? Apparently, yes. Yes it is.
Damn your retarded packaging and your creepy-weird crystalline structure, Folgers.
My keyboard is still crunchy and smells vaguely like the floor sweepings at Dunkin' Donuts.