Or a sponsorship deal waiting to happen. I'm not sure which.
Oh, and dude with the top hat? Seriously - rethink that shit.
And maybe the sunglasses, the white jeans, the boots, the silk shirt, the sword, the porn 'stache....you know what? Just rethink this whole photo, really. You'd be better off finding a brick wall or some train tracks.
Something tells me that top hat may be his answer to a hairline which has let him down in a big way, and the fact that seeminly EVERY guy with a hairline on the run wears a ball cap...
ReplyDeleteYa sure that the toto twah-lay isn't referencing the tiny handbasket-sized dog from the Wizard of Oz? THe mind does boggle at the odd series of connections that are possible for either relationship!
ReplyDeleteAlso, whatever else happens, the sunglasses do have to go.
I can't stop giggling...they do need to rethink that photo. Holy cow.
ReplyDeleteToto the toilet long pre-dates Toto the band, so the band might want to think over their legal strategy real careful-like.
ReplyDeleteI have lots of amusing stories about the Toto toilet in our apartment in Japan. Most of them involve a cat who figured out how to mess with the controls.
Oh. My.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you find these things?
Top hats are only appropriate on top of a large-cartoonish-dr. suess creation.. I'm jes' sayin'.
"Legendary flushing performance?" It's a toilet.
ReplyDelete1. They're still around?
ReplyDelete2. Great band, stupid name
3. Word on the street says that Toto toilets are supposed to give good suction. I'm not really sure why anyone on the street even talks about that, but "they" do. After reading your entry about cleaning the septic tank - it appears your toidy sucks good, too. (still my favorite entry of your's)
Devo was their first choice for musical tie in, but somehow the phrase "when good times turn around, you must whip it" didn't go over well with the marketing ethics board.
ReplyDeleteWhere the hell do you find this stuff, JV? lol
ReplyDeleteAnd as logic clearly follows, you must endorse a shitter if you hope to pull your career out of it.
Or, or, maybe they named the band after the toidy!? Y'know after a few rehersals, before the sound came together, one of them rears back and says "Supergroup, hell! Why don't we just call the band Crapper!?!"
ReplyDeleteAnd Friday Aug 3rd Toto will in Bodo, Norway that is.
ReplyDeleteWell Shit, where doo you come up with this toilet humor??
ReplyDeleteGufaww I'm an idoit but you crack me up as usual.
Maybe the top hat had a hidden trap door where they store all of thier dignity
the guy with the sword totally does it for me.
ReplyDeleteWell, if you don't love ToTo...
ReplyDeleteI guess I don't love you.
I never said I didn't love Toto. I just said that they have crappy taste in photographers.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to hear about the rains down in Africa, thanks.
ReplyDeleteOMG I can't believe you just made a R&R Confidential Hall of Douchebags reference. I almost did a spit take.
ReplyDeleteI'm your newest fan.