5/7/07

This Just In!

I received this picture today via overnight FedEx. It was mailed yesterday morning from a MailBoxes, Etc. in San Diego, California:



There was nothing else in the envelope except a few grains of beach sand and one long, blonde hair. Maybe the rumors are true. Maybe he did fake his own death to escape his unwanted fame.

I want to believe that. I really do.

4 comments:

  1. OMG! He's alive!!

    I am yet again, somewhat speechless, JV. You are truly warped...

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  2. OMG, how trashy. Sorry, that's all I've got.

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  3. This made me snort-laugh.

    Awesome.

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  4. Actually, that's me in the back seat. The ride messed up my hair a bit, so it's a bit messy. It may also have had something to do with the romp through the dumpster beforehand, but I'm not sure...

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