My wife is out of town for a few days. I hate to say it, but I don't think she trusts me to take care of our three cats properly.
She left me a very detailed instruction sheet as to my relative cat-related duties for the next 72 hours.
It says:
Scoop litter
Change water
Feed!!
And then it just lists a phone number for the vet.
These cats are so screwed.
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ReplyDeleteI'm gonna get to see the Musical Box somewhere next year if it kills me!
The last sentence really pulls it together.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she left it for the cats to take care of you? Just a thought.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! Sorry, but just giving them water will make them poop. It'll help them move the remaining cat food left over in their colons. I have two cats, and I have never cleaned litter so damn much. When I just had one, she didn't seem like she did much. Now I have a second one who's male, and he's a little poop machine. Does being a male have anything to do with it I wonder?
ReplyDeleteBut the real question is, feed them to what?
ReplyDeleteI heart your wife and here's why: the double exclamation point after the word "Feed".
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