7/20/05

Things for sale at northerntool.com that sound like kinky sex toys, but aren't.

Ball Mount with Cushioned 2/6 in. Drop
15in. Soft-Face Hammer
Grip Hollow Shaft Nut Driver
Jumbo Rod Bender
SHURflo On-Demand Diaphragm Pump
Female Screw TP Plug
Nipple Connection for Female Strainer End to Female Hose End
Nitro Plugs
Dust Plug for Female Coupler
Deluxe Body Harness
Cordless Concrete Vibrator
Rubber Snubbers
The Bone Rough Rider

8 comments:

  1. I guess I'll just go ahead and remove the Jumbo Rod Bender now. Stupid sexy tools.

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  2. I gotta get me the Bone Rough Rider!

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  3. I'm pretty sure the concrete vibrator IS a kinky sex toy.

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  4. Mike, it's on backorder. But it has a "ribbed bottom for greater stability" so it's totally worth the wait.

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  5. it has a "ribbed bottom for greater stability" Even better then!

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  6. I LOVE kinky sex tools. Hehe.

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  7. I laughed out loud, now my 12 year old son wants to know if he's too late for the hilarity. Uh, no. Too early!

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  8. When I first worked at a swimming pool supply store, the guys at other stores thought it hilarious to call for stock checks on "nipples" and "med. balls." Actually, after I caught on, it was sort of funny...

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