Can I have your mower?
Brilliant, dude. Brilliant.
You are so. Awesome. If I was your friend, I would go in anyway, planning to raid your stash of Grey Goose.
Funny - we were just talking about how "dangerous" mowers are because our friends won't let (make?) their children mow the lawn and its 3 feet high. What's more dangerous? A lawn-mower with a safety stop, or a lyme disease infested lawn? You've just answered my question my friend. Save the children!
Awesome!The only thing better is if your friends don't show up.Think about it.
LOL...you have such a wonderfully sick mind!
You're my hero. That's awesome.
That is fantastic! Love your humor :)picklesinmyass.blogspot.com
;)"The Rapture"? Or, ala War of the Worlds, Constantine, The Time Traveller's Wife, Night of the Comet or some other sci-fi film where empty clothes are left when a person disappears?And apparently I'm a "murker"... (WV)
Damn that's funny!
I absolutely love this!Was that stuff still there the next morning?
My wife made me clean it up before it killed the grass.
why were you wearing your pants on backwards or were your shirt and shoes on backwards and your pants on the right way? Or was this to confuse the rapureites on wether or not you were coming or going?