12/19/08

Flame On.

While I'm on the topic of marketing, I wanted to share this with you.

Flame. By BK.

Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.



Creepy, yet.... I would buy it.

Don't judge me.

24 comments:

  1. Effing hilarious!

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  2. Hilarious. I also wrote about this as soon as I found out about it.

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  3. There is some seriously disturbing imagery in there.

    That add is what you REALLY did to earn that extra money last week, wasn't it, Johnny? It was no blog poll. That was just a cover...

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  4. Super creepy. I remember the one where the King is in bed with the guy when he wakes up. Weird.
    Robot Nine

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  5. To my utter shame, I clicked all the way through this stupid thing just to see the Burger King and what new seductive move he'd make next. I think the whipped cream is my favorite.

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  6. Dear god. I thought you'd photoshopped that terrifying fire-side scene. And then I went and played on the website, and it happened to my brain, and yeah I may never forgive you.

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  7. I think I'd rather hang out with the HamBurgler. Guys with jewlry...EEEWWW.

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  8. kristina4:28 PM

    OMG, that's just creepy... especially with the porno music in the background... and the towel barely covering the meaty bits... and the big head that doesn't match the body size... eew...

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  9. Oh. My. Goodness.

    Um..Thanks?

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  10. that is rich!!! i want to buy it just for a laugh--i'll give it as a gift. as for the 'sexy' king pose fireside, it's frightening and a bit perverse.

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  11. u know i love me some Burger King and have almost died for it on some occasions, ya that does sound "HOT"

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  12. Truly sick and scary. Must tweet this. What's really scary is I think I can smell the roses.

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  13. Anonymous9:18 AM

    I feel like I need to go pray. Or something.

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  14. Here's a fitting antidote for the visual poison to which you've just been exposed. But nothing close to those cool BK flash sequences... ;)

    http://www.thepopescologne.com/

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  15. Steve, that probably smells like heaven with a hint of old guy.

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  16. eeeeeee- I am super creeped out.
    in all fairness thugh- I'd be creeped out with a normal king in this spot :)

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  17. I think that Burger King dude is the freakiest guy ever. Freakier than Ronald McDonald and he's really freaky!

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  18. Hilarious! I smell a gift for the entire Virgil famiky!

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  19. and it smells like seduction

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  20. Did anybody notice the "subtle" placement of the upright bottle?! Or do I just have a dirty mind?

    Never mind..... ;)

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  21. Anonymous5:55 PM

    Thanks. Way to give people nightmares. I didn't think this could possibly be real, but to my everlasting horror it is. It really is. But will anybody buy this stuff for real -- not as a gag gift? Will the creepy men on the bus start to smell like Whoppers now?

    I have to admit to clicking all the way through theses as well. But my favorite one? The moon and the tree. If you watch it long enough, it reverses and all of the little birdies fly backwards to the the tree again.

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  22. Anonymous6:30 PM

    God, Johnny, that is so disturbing

    Thank you!

    Gutu

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  23. Anonymous6:36 PM

    And thanks to anonymous who mentioned flipping all the way through the site.....BK is creepy, alright, but the scene with the whipped cream...where do I sign up?

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