911 line may I help you? Yeh I moved out to the middle of nowhere to get away from it all. First there were the "Scummersons"... I thought they were bad..... but now I think "naked sword guy" next door is in trouble. I think he just cut off his unit...."You think who did what?"...My neighbor..he's running around naked with a sword and I think he just cut off his unit..He was trying to put it back in its scabbard...no not that, the sword...he missed and I think he lost his unit... "You know there are people out there who really need help, and while your crank calling 911 they could be dying..good bye.
I'm trying to imagine how I'd feel if I came across my husband, posing thusly, with a camera on a self-timer. " Hello, dear, did things piss you off at work today? Or are we moonlighting as a porn star?Well, we could use the money. ..."
Since I had to hunt the damned thing down I thought I'd better comment on it too.
The angle of that blade in this photograph is pure magic. It's the stuff of dreams. Let's hope not my dreams, because I'd have a hell of a time explaining anything I said in my sleep to my husband the next morning.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! YAY for the PICTURE!!!
ReplyDeletewas it awesome? i'll be it was awesome.
*wolf-whistle*
ReplyDeleteWOOH! NICE LEGS!
ReplyDeleteYou free tomorrow night?
Is your wife ok?
ReplyDeleteI think your were safer with parents and "snitch" around.
Nice boots
911 line may I help you?
ReplyDeleteYeh I moved out to the middle of nowhere to get away from it all. First there were the "Scummersons"... I thought they were bad..... but now I think "naked sword guy" next door is in trouble. I think he just cut off his unit...."You think who did what?"...My neighbor..he's running around naked with a sword and I think he just cut off his unit..He was trying to put it back in its scabbard...no not that, the sword...he missed and I think he lost his unit... "You know there are people out there who really need help, and while your crank calling 911 they could be dying..good bye.
Forced again to use a sentence I never thought would cross my lips, but here goes: "Nice sword, Johnny."
ReplyDeletehow long did it take for your wife to stop laughing and actually TAKE the photo?
ReplyDeleteself-timer.
ReplyDelete...so, does this mean we can refer to you as a 'tripod'?
ReplyDeleteLibbY!
I'm trying to imagine how I'd feel if I came across my husband, posing thusly, with a camera on a self-timer. " Hello, dear, did things piss you off at work today? Or are we moonlighting as a porn star?Well, we could use the money. ..."
ReplyDeleteChuckle, been there, done that!
ReplyDeleteRCS
Holy effing crap, JV. This is pure gold.
ReplyDeleteby gold she means she peed in her pants.
ReplyDeleteI'm always amazed what happens when I'm not home.
ReplyDeleteI agree: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE THE PICTURE.
ReplyDeleteAnd you better watch that brother of yours...he is just as funny as you. Great comments Houdini!
Since I had to hunt the damned thing down I thought I'd better comment on it too.
ReplyDeleteThe angle of that blade in this photograph is pure magic. It's the stuff of dreams. Let's hope not my dreams, because I'd have a hell of a time explaining anything I said in my sleep to my husband the next morning.
So. Um. How DID it feel?
fan-foreskin-tastic.
ReplyDeleteIs that really you? 'Cause if the part you "cut off" matches those legs...um, um um.
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